The ring didn't mean a thaaang! Vanessa Bryant edition

But...

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa, filed for divorce yesterday. *smallest violin plays* I also hear a lot of CHING CHING going on because Kobe ain't had no prenup maaaaaan!

D'oh!

I guess that expensive ass, 4 million, 8 carat purplish blue diamond ring Kobe bought Vanessa didn't mean a thaaaaang! *RHoA Kim voice*

Vanessa: I want half Eddie!