Remember me?

It has been awhile. I've been busy being unemployed. My wedding is in 3 wks (eek!) I have everything but nothing ready. I'm such a last minute person so I'm not use to pacing and scheduling things.

School is over *cues the best of Jill Scott* I got an A and a B. The B knocked my gpa down a peg but that's another story....

So what's been good with you? Any summer book suggestions? Any hairstyles you can recommend for my wedding?

Drop me a line.


-Toodles

Late Bus: Asking all Dem Questions, Youtube HA HAs!

My sis in law introduced me to these hilarious fools. I saw myself in some of the questions Emmanuel mentioned and I ain't mad. LMAOOOO!

Dude's face pure RUBBER!

-Toodles

Wanna own a Citi Trends? Must know A LOT of black people....

Where the black people at?!

Yesterday as I was window shopping online for clothes SHUTTIE! I decided to check franchise information for different companies. Now you might ask why, well... I don't have an answer. No, I do not have buckets of gold bracelets that can melted down. No, I do not have any unclaimed money. No, I do not have an elderly uncle with no heirs. I'm just nosy, ok?

You make me feel, you make me feel like an inexperienced mother....

Up until this moment, May 10th, I believed myself to be the champion of potty training. It's on my parent stat card. Throughout the years, I bragged about how I successfully trained my oldest daughter in 2 weeks with NO accidents. I wasn't worried one Jill Scott low note about potty training my youngest when the time came....

Well... now's the time and she ain't trained.

To Cry or Not to Cry: Wedding edition

I've been asked this question more and more as my wedding date gets closer.

"Do you think you will cry when you get married?"

I got a question....

Question: 
Am I weird for reading celebrity autopsy reports? I've read Dr. West (Kanye's mother), Anna Nicole Smith, Michael Jackson's, Whitney Houston's and countless others...

I was about to open a browser tab to read Don Cornelius, of Soul Train fame, autopsy when something stopped me, like hey, you reading coroner's reports on a Friday night?


Yes, yes, yes I am.

-Toodles

Captain Save A P*ss, Brian McKnight edition

Ahem... As if the song wasn't enough, Brian McKnight wanted to go all visual on y'all asses. He won't stop, can't stop tryna show you how ya p*ussies work... Watch with your blinds closed...

How Your P*ssy Works from Brian McKnight

-Toodles