Someone put a hit out on me and my mattress is the hitman. I'm sure of it. Every morning when I wake up, I'm not singing along with the birds, I am shaking my fist at Zeus about my back. My back is forever being abused by my bed. I need love, food and memory foam mattress.
Pay pal much? Would y'all donate to my cause? Please? Please.
-Toodles
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