Monday, May 28, 2012

Remember me?

It has been awhile. I've been busy being unemployed. My wedding is in 3 wks (eek!) I have everything but nothing ready. I'm such a last minute person so I'm not use to pacing and scheduling things.

School is over *cues the best of Jill Scott* I got an A and a B. The B knocked my gpa down a peg but that's another story....

So what's been good with you? Any summer book suggestions? Any hairstyles you can recommend for my wedding?

Drop me a line.


-Toodles

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Late Bus: Asking all Dem Questions, Youtube HA HAs!

My sis in law introduced me to these hilarious fools. I saw myself in some of the questions Emmanuel mentioned and I ain't mad. LMAOOOO!


Dude's face pure RUBBER!





-Toodles



Friday, May 11, 2012

Wanna own a Citi Trends? Must know A LOT of black people....

Where the black people at?!
Yesterday as I was window shopping online for clothes SHUTTIE! I decided to check franchise information for different companies. Now you might ask why, well... I don't have an answer. No, I do not have buckets of gold bracelets that can melted down. No, I do not have any unclaimed money. No, I do not have an elderly uncle with no heirs. I'm just nosy, ok?



Thursday, May 10, 2012

You make me feel, you make me feel like an inexperienced mother....

Up until this moment, May 10th, I believed myself to be the champion of potty training. It's on my parent stat card. Throughout the years, I bragged about how I successfully trained my oldest daughter in 2 weeks with NO accidents. I wasn't worried one Jill Scott low note about potty training my youngest when the time came....

Well... now's the time and she ain't trained.


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

To Cry or Not to Cry: Wedding edition

I've been asked this question more and more as my wedding date gets closer.

"Do you think you will cry when you get married?"

Friday, May 4, 2012

I got a question....


Question: 
Am I weird for reading celebrity autopsy reports? I've read Dr. West (Kanye's mother), Anna Nicole Smith, Michael Jackson's, Whitney Houston's and countless others...

I was about to open a browser tab to read Don Cornelius, of Soul Train fame, autopsy when something stopped me, like hey, you reading coroner's reports on a Friday night?


Yes, yes, yes I am.




-Toodles



Captain Save A P*ss, Brian McKnight edition


Ahem... As if the song wasn't enough, Brian McKnight wanted to go all visual on y'all asses. He won't stop, can't stop tryna show you how ya p*ussies work... Watch with your blinds closed... -Toodles